LoveMaster 3D

Sugar420 · 10-13-2005, 09:59 PM

me and christene
and a train
and a boy name jake,
oh my, says christene, he got him some pants on

where you ladies off to this fine evening, he asks
and i said whynt you just follow along behind
when we got on the train
he wasnt nowhere to be seen

so christene says to me,
veda why you always got to be so weird and say the wrongest thing possible for any situation especially when a boy as cute as him come talk to me cuz he shooooooore wasnt talkin to you miss nappy head flat assed titless wonder?

so i said christene whatevr do you mean?
and she says veda youre just impossible
and goes back to reading her magazine "article" about Erno Laszlo TranspHuse Topical skin treatment
"-that whole thing is one big advertisement to make you buy into the patriarchal lie and waste your hard earned money on crap you dont need and objectify yourself" i told her
"that's right there exactly what i mean!" she says, pointing at me
"what?" i say
"shut up!" she says and goes back to her magazine
"but,"
"shut up!"

30 minutes later into our train ride
shes dozing off into her paul mitchell express style "news"
and this voice behind me whispers
"hey, is your friend asleep?"
and i go, "yeah shes very tired"
and i turn around and its jake
and he says, "good, i want to talk to you"
and my heart goes BA-BUMP!
and i think OMG he wants to talk to me!!!!!

and he looks to the left and right,
licks his lips and says to me,
"does she, you friend,
does she have a boyfriend?"
"oh and what's her name?
my name's jake," he says

yes, i told him,
she has a boyfriend
and his name is
LoveMaster 3D

but i dont have
any boyfriend

and he says,
im sure youll meet someone
and he goes to sit
in the back
of the train.

Puffman · 10-13-2005, 10:06 PM

poor veda

..gzagenius · 10-13-2005, 11:16 PM

rough

Sugar420 · 10-14-2005, 12:26 AM

thats not a true story but it is based on several real events
and a real person
the names of the characters were not changed

i just wanted to write something about my friend christene and how she is...
plus im sure she doesnt read on yahooka

..gzagenius · 10-14-2005, 12:31 AM

lovemaster 3D?

Sugar420 · 10-14-2005, 12:33 AM

yeah i made that up

..gzagenius · 10-14-2005, 12:37 AM

lol

10-13-2005, 09:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	LoveMaster 3D me and christene and a train and a boy name jake, oh my, says christene, he got him some pants on where you ladies off to this fine evening, he asks and i said whynt you just follow along behind when we got on the train he wasnt nowhere to be seen so christene says to me, veda why you always got to be so weird and say the wrongest thing possible for any situation especially when a boy as cute as him come talk to me cuz he shooooooore wasnt talkin to you miss nappy head flat assed titless wonder? so i said christene whatevr do you mean? and she says veda youre just impossible and goes back to reading her magazine "article" about Erno Laszlo TranspHuse Topical skin treatment "-that whole thing is one big advertisement to make you buy into the patriarchal lie and waste your hard earned money on crap you dont need and objectify yourself" i told her "that's right there exactly what i mean!" she says, pointing at me "what?" i say "shut up!" she says and goes back to her magazine "but," "shut up!" 30 minutes later into our train ride shes dozing off into her paul mitchell express style "news" and this voice behind me whispers "hey, is your friend asleep?" and i go, "yeah shes very tired" and i turn around and its jake and he says, "good, i want to talk to you" and my heart goes BA-BUMP! and i think OMG he wants to talk to me!!!!! and he looks to the left and right, licks his lips and says to me, "does she, you friend, does she have a boyfriend?" "oh and what's her name? my name's jake," he says yes, i told him, she has a boyfriend and his name is LoveMaster 3D but i dont have any boyfriend and he says, im sure youll meet someone and he goes to sit in the back of the train.

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10-13-2005, 10:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Puffman LeavesOfGrassMyAss! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 6,508 Thanks: 514 Thanked 220 Times in 151 Posts	poor veda

10-14-2005, 12:26 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	thats not a true story but it is based on several real events and a real person the names of the characters were not changed i just wanted to write something about my friend christene and how she is... plus im sure she doesnt read on yahooka

10-14-2005, 12:33 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sugar420 Old School Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,093 Thanks: 32 Thanked 132 Times in 706 Posts	yeah i made that up

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