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christene says, "youre not wearing that"
"why not?" i say
"are you trying to be funny? you have a bandanna on your head, veda. your jeans have holes in both knees and this is not going to be a 1980's rocker convention, this is for 'adults to mingle'."
"adults to mingle?"
"yes."
"is there going to be ganja?"
"no veda you cant toke there!"
"why not?"
"because these are adults mingling! they are from the office upstairs of my office and they are all very nice people!"
"but none of them toke?"
"no."
"oh."
"oh dont be like that veda! you need to meet some normal people for some normal converstaion, have a few drinks.."
"-what? theres going to be drinking?"
"veda is this your joke closet or something? do you keep your real clothes somewhere else?"
"these are my real clothes."
"what happened to that cute nightlife action jacket i gave you?"
"i gave it to james."
"you gave it to james? why would you give a pink nightlife action jacket to a 13 year old boy?"
"he begged me for it! besides, it fit him better, it was way too tight for me."
"its supposed to be tight!"
"oh."
"you are impossible. here, youll have to put this on, everything else is a fashion atrocity."
"oh all right," i say, "hey christene, do these people believe in God?"
"veda please do not start with that"
"start with what? if the spirit moves me to give thanx and praises and shout out JAH RASTAFARI!"
"veda i am not kidding"
"when a person is called to testify, christene, then how can they not preach the gospel of peace?
"No, no! no yelling Rastafari and no speaking in tongues and no asking for prayer requests and no singing kum-by-ya!"
"well i should at least say something about Jesus,"
"come on, put this on... no, tie it tighter, dont leave wrinkles. are you really going to start preaching? im trying to help you, why cant you see that?"